Pinch: Chapter 12

“So,” my uncle began, leaning back and crossing his legs. “I guess you heard Cordelia’s story.”

“Yeah, just this afternoon,” I replied.  “But it can’t be true, can it?”

“Of course it’s true!” he bellowed, causing Cindy to pop out from behind one of the shelves with a baleful glare in our direction.  “If it wasn’t true, do you think we would have been keeping such a close eye on you all these years?  Do you think your mother, idiot that she is, would have kept you away from us if it wasn’t true?  Do you think I would be here, alone, every single blasted day if I wasn’t hell-bent on keeping you away from that cursed swindler?”

I shook my head, startled into muteness by his sudden outburst.

“It’s true, every single word Cordelia told you is true,” he said, settling back into the cushions. “Now I’m going to tell you my story, every word of which is also true.”

He glared at me as he took a sip of coffee.

“My story begins a few years after Cordelia’s,” he began.  “I was newly married to a beautiful girl, my high school sweetheart Alice.  I worked as a custodian at the elementary school and she stayed home.  We wanted children right away, and we decided that she should focus on raising them rather than working outside the home.  We were young and healthy and couldn’t understand why three years went by without Alice getting pregnant.”

He paused to take another sip of coffee.

“We went to a couple doctors and both of us were tested.  I was fine, but something was wrong inside of Alice and she would never be able to carry a child.  We were devastated.”

He swiped a trembling hand down his face.

“Alice got depressed and started sleeping all day, sometimes staying in our bedroom for several days at a time.  My vibrant, beautiful wife was wasting away before my very eyes.”

He looked up at me with tear-filled eyes.

“I was desperate,” he whispered, “so I did what I had been forbidden to do my entire life.  I called on that demon from hell, Felix P. Willowtree.   He came to us that very day and within a month Alice was pregnant.”

“Pregnant!” I exclaimed, “How in the world!”

“Don’t interrupt!” he snapped.  “Yes, pregnant.  We were deliriously happy.”

He chuckled mirthlessly.

“If only we had known,” he trailed off, shaking his head.  “Nine months later Alice gave birth to a baby boy.  We named him Henry, after Alice’s late father.  It was an excruciating delivery.  Alice bled and bled, they couldn’t stop the bleeding!  Twenty minutes after Henry was born, Alice died.  Mr. Willowtree could help Alice get pregnant but apparently even he couldn’t fix what was wrong inside.”

He stopped to wipe his streaming eyes, then took a shuddering breath.

“I was sick with grief, but there was no time to mourn.  Henry needed me.  For the next 8 years Henry was my entire life.  I never remarried or dated.  We took care of each other.”

He clasped his hands, which were now trembling so badly his arms were beginning to strain, in his lap.  A sense of foreboding washed over me, and I wrapped my arms around my middle, terrified to hear the rest of the story.

“On Henry’s eighth birthday I took him to the lake.  We went fishing and swimming and ate junk food until I thought we would both be sick.”  He smiled thinly.  “It was a wonderful day and we ended it with a fire on the beach at sunset.  I was tired, so I lay back on our blanket, just to rest my eyes, I assured myself.  I fell asleep.  I don’t know how long I was asleep but when I woke up Henry was floating face down in the lake.”

I clapped my hands to my mouth and fought back tears.

“I let my son drown, I let my only link to Alice die, I brought this curse down on my family and I will never forgive myself for that!” he raged, standing up and pacing a few feet away.  “Felix P. Willowtree gave me exactly what I wanted, Hannah!  He gave me exactly what I asked for!  Do you see the danger?  His promises and his magic are conditional.  Yes he grants your wishes, yes he gives you what you are seeking, but at what cost?  At what cost?”

Pinch: Chapter 11

“We entered into a contract, of sorts, Mr. Willowtree and I.” my aunt continued. “To save the Admiral, I had to give Felix something. I gave him the same gift he gave my precious cat: life. When Felix saved the Admiral, who will live on to see his 100th birthday, it gave him a guaranteed 100 more years as our “family ghost.” My dear, while he may certainly save you in a pinch, it will cost you far more in the long run. He feeds on our silly need for permanence. Our need for control. Our times of weakness.”

Mrs. Crumpet stopped momentarily, with an indecipherable look in her eyes. “Whatever kind of pinch you may find yourself in soon, Hannah, do not call on Mr. Willowtree.”

Abruptly, she stood up and left the room. The Admiral did not follow suit; instead he kept his territorial glare fixated on me. His distaste was palpable. Snob.

I let myself out of my aunt’s apartment, and traipsed up the staris to my own. I had to gather my thoughts and prepare myself for my next encounter: back to the library to get my, uh, uncle’s side of the story.

After fueling my body with 2 large bowls of cereal and a brief moment (2 episodes) of Netflixing, I headed back out to the library. To my surprise, Cindy was not perched at the circulation desk. My new uncle, as per usual, was relaxing in front of the fireplace. He looked as thought he’d been waiting for me.

I walked up to him, warmly greeted by a smile and a cup of coffee, and sat down.

Pinch: Chapter 9

Just as I was starting to feel like I’d lost my mind, Mrs. Crumpet, of all people, assured me that I had not.

“Willowtree?” I managed to stammer out while Mrs. Crumpet looked at me intently, watching her words have their expected effect on my face.

“Yes, dear. The very one. I know you’ve had a few strange encounters of late, and I think it’s time you learn why. And why you.” Mrs. Crumpet’s usually jovial face had become somber. I was suddenly strangely aware that I’d never heard her breathe a word about her husband before now.

“My sweet Arnold,” she continued wistfully, as if she’d read my mind. “Hannah, have you ever wondered about your family lineage? Or, rather, your lack thereof? Because, my dear, you do have family. Your mother is my baby sister.”

Ok, maybe I had lost my mind. Maybe I was completely batty and the old Crumpster and her ancient cat were figments of my fractured imagination. My mother absolutely does not have a sister; she is an only child, like me, as she often reminds me that “siblings are for peasants, dahhhling.”

My alleged aunt didn’t miss a beat. “Hannah, I’m your aunt. We have a brother as well: your uncle. I know your mother has kept this from you; she lives in her fantasy-world bubble, she always has. But given the fact that Felix has made contact with you, I can no longer allow your mother to keep you in that bubble.”

I had at least 500 questions, but couldn’t seem to form a single word. Blankly staring at her, I waited for further explanation.

“I’ve lived in this apartment for many, many years. Most of my life, actually. My brother and I have been doing our best to keep an eye on you for all these years. I’m sure you’ve seen your uncle at the library. He spends most of his waking hours there drinking coffee and waiting for you to come in and ask questions.”

I thought of the man who followed me out of the library just a bit ago heeding warnings about Felix Willowtree. Was he really my uncle?

For all I knew, Admiral Rumples the Ageless Wonder Cat was my uncle.

Pinch: Chapter 7

Huffing and puffing out of the library like the frustrated creature I was, I hardly heard Cindy’s futile attempt to call after me. But it was impossible to not hear, “Miss! MISS! HEY!” barreling out of the library doors behind me. It was the patron I saw relaxing in front of the fireplace inside. There was nothing relaxed about this man now.

Breathless, he caught up to me. “Geez, you’re quick. I didn’t mean to eavesdrop but I couldn’t help hearing your conversation with Ms. Mayes in there. Why are you asking about a Willowtree?”

His tone elevated quickly from casual (and still breathless) to concerned and even a bit afraid. This kind-faced older man met my eye with a knowing, anxious look. It was a look I’d already seen two times today.  “Er, I just came by the name somewhere and wanted to know who it was. Felix Willowtree. Do you know him?” I replied cautiously.

He appeared to be momentarily stunned, as if reminded of something he’d long ago forgotten.

“My dear girl,” he said seriously and grasped my hand, “I advise you, I urge you to dispose of the button you found and anything else you may find with those initials. I will not tell you things you do not need to know, but please hear me when I say: do not pursue this. Kill your curiosity before it gets you into trouble.”

After a few more long seconds of enduring his meaningful look, the man turned around and walked briskly back into the library. I fought my urge to follow him, and instead headed home to figure out what to do next. My thoughts were interrupted only by a sharp crack of thunder.

What in the world was going on here?

Pinch: Chapter 3

Trust me, I know. I know that it sounds like something right out of a Nora Roberts book. And, trust me again; it felt that way as well. As I attempted to collect myself, feeling and no doubt looking like a drowned rat (blast you, Admiral Rumples!), I prepared to look into the eyes of my incredibly handsome and perfect soul mate. However, my companion in the puddle had already leapt to his feet and walked quickly away, rounding the corner, without so much as a glance at me. Oh. Sorry, Nora, but I guess chivalry is, in fact, dead—or at least severely outdated.

When I finally clambered up onto the sidewalk, cursing and splashing all the way, I heard a faint, whiny meow from the alleyway nearby. Too focused on returning the cat to Mrs. Crumpet and returning myself to my couch-dwelling, I ran into the alley without letting my eyes wander in the direction of my elusive puddle-companion.

Admiral Rumples, quite ungrateful for my rescue mission, was safely returned to the overbearing arms of his blubbering master just in time for his “din-din” and their favorite game show (big eye roll).  Still blubbering with gratitude, Mrs. Crumpet promised to bake me a batch of her peanut butter cookies.  I suppose this morning’s adventure wasn’t all bad.

I sloshed back up to my apartment with nothing but Netflix on the brain. As I slid off my raincoat and stepped out of my boots, I heard a small “plink” on the floor behind me. I turned around and picked up a tiny silver button that had apparently gotten lodged in the bottom of my boot during my little conquest.

It read, to my now complete bafflement, the initials “F.P.W.”

Pinch: Chapter 2

Doorbell ringing. What?

“Hannah!  I know you’re in there!” 

Oh no, not Mrs. Crumpet.  Cordelia Crumpet, my well-meaning but perpetually interfering next-door neighbor was at the door, and there was no getting away from Cordelia Crumpet once she decided to zero in on you.  I burrowed out of my nest of blankets and shuffled to the door.

“Hi Mrs. Crumpet,” I said, opening the door and plastering on a smile.

“Hannah, I’m so sorry I know it’s your day off but I can’t find Admiral Rumples!”

Admiral Rumples is Mrs. Crumpet’s ancient orange tabby cat.  A bag of bones with a grating, scratchy voice, much like his owner, Admiral Rumples is Mrs. Crumpet’s only companion and quite beloved.  He also has a very nasty habit of pooping on my newspaper.

“I let him out last night before Dateline and he hasn’t been back!” she shrieked, wringing her hands.  “I’m worried sick!  What if he’s hurt?  What if he’s hungry?  He missed his din-din and his brekky!”

“Okay, okay,” I sighed, resigned to a day spent poking around in alleys and shrubbery.  “I’ll go look for him.  You stay here in case he shows up.  I’m sure he’s nearby.”

I slipped on my boots and coat, and with one last longing look at my couch, headed out into the cold, wet day.  Rain was coming down in a spray of fine mist, just enough to make it necessary to walk with your head down and shoulders hunched, so I’ll admit I wasn’t doing a great job of looking around for Admiral Rumples.  Mostly I was watching my boots squelch through the puddles on the sidewalk and cursing that damn cat.  It should have come as no surprise, then, when I rounded the corner and slammed into a solid male wall, sending both of us crashing to the ground.